For about a week now I had this little bit by Lisa at Management Craft in an open tab:
What happens when you spend a lot of time looking up to ensure the birds don’t poop on your head?
They poop in your eyes.
Certainly something Kwai Chang Caine might have said, if he had had a dog…
Update: Sorry about that dog reference, I mixed it up. Lisa was walking her dog when the thought came to her.